“Messi reaches an absurd 70-goal season landmark with a two-goal, two-assist demolition of Rayo in La Liga, dictating the entire attack as Barcelona run riot in Round 35.”
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Powered by NeoCortex · NeoLLMSeventy goals in a single season turns an already absurd scoring pace into something closer to a video-game cheat code, blowing past the 60-goal mark as if it were a routine checkpoint. Numbers like this belong more to fantasy than to a functioning top-level league campaign.